Game Description

C.A.R.S. (Creating A Ridiculous Shitshow) is a chaotic, physics-driven sandbox where one mission rules them all: turn rush hour into a glorious disaster.

You play as a stubborn hoarder with questionable telekinetic powers and a grudge against the system. When the Department of Transportation steals your paradise, you fight back with whatever junk you can lift, toss, or stack. Tires, barrels, ramps, and… well, things get weird fast.

Build traps under the cover of darkness. Watch the morning commute collapse into chaos. Earn XP for every crash, flip, and chain reaction. Bigger mayhem = bigger rewards.

Want to stop cars like the alpha you are, go God Mode on that highway! Need a challenge, well then you got permadeath in Hardcore.

Start small – roll a tire, drop a log. Level up and unlock tools that bend reality and physics in ways that would make Newton cry. No scripts, no limits – just emergent comedy and destruction.

If you love physics sandboxes, unpredictable traffic carnage, and sticking it to “The Man,” welcome home.

Game Features

• Night Planning, Morning Mayhem: Set up traps under the cover of darkness, then unleash chaos when the commuters roll in.
• Physics-Driven Carnage: No scripts, no limits – every crash, flip, and chain reaction is emergent and unpredictable.
• Telekinetic Trash Warfare: Lift, toss, and stack junk with a simple physics-handle system that’s easy to learn and stupidly fun.
• Slow Motion: Want to feel like an action hero, well, dodging cars in slow motion will rub that itch!
• Step into The Ring of Fire to supercharge your XP. The longer you stay, the faster you level up, but be warned: every car on the road wants to run you down while you’re in it. How long can you hold your ground?
• Progressive Madness: Start small with tires and logs, then unlock increasingly absurd tools that bend reality and defy physics.
• Dumb Traffic AI: Vehicles obey momentum (and very few other rules), creating hilarious, chaotic collisions.
• Atmospheric Day/Night Cycle: Calm nights for planning, explosive mornings for destruction.
• Pure Emergent Comedy: No two mornings are the same. Every disaster is uniquely yours.

Game Description

Escape from Ever After is an adventure RPG inspired by the classic Paper Mario games, where fairytale and storybook characters must fight back against capitalism!

When Flynt Buckler, a classic fairytale adventurer, storms the castle of his evil dragon arch-nemesis Tinder, he finds the once intimidating fortress has been converted into… corporate offices? The villainous dragon is nowhere to be found and her castle is full of mindless coffee-sipping, report-filing drones. What happened?

It turns out that storybooks are an untapped market ripe with valuable resources, cheap labor, and profit to be had – so naturally, real-world conglomerate Ever After Inc. found a way to intervene! With Tinder’s Castle as their new corporate headquarters, Ever After Inc. is hellbent on taking over every storybook they can. With no choice but to get a job, Flynt Buckler must team up with his former nemesis Tinder in order to climb the corporate ladder and take down Ever After Inc. from the inside!

Dive into storybook worlds packed to the brim with colorful characters, captivating locales, and electrifying secrets! One moment you’ll be fleeing Lovecraftian terrors while solving a noir murder mystery, and the next you’ll be up against villainous versions of The Three Little Pigs as they try to bulldoze a fairytale forest for their real estate developments. The rules are always changing!

Face off against hordes of wacky enemies in snappy turn-based gameplay! Perfectly-timed action commands allow Flynt to finish off his foes with style, and an assortment of items, badges, and partners ensure there’s always a trick up his sleeve.

Game Features

• Fight in a fun, fast-paced battle system that rewards experimentation and strategy.
• Build and customize your party – every character has unique skills that can be equipped and upgraded throughout your journey.
• Engage in office banter, help your storybook coworkers, and decorate your office as you climb the corporate ladder.
• Explore vast storybook worlds brimming with sidequests, treasures, and secrets.
• Stories within stories: experience a charming and lively narrative where the rules are constantly changing.
• A jazzy, big-band soundtrack that keeps the energy pumping throughout.