Le connard de SEO du jour
>>> Mail reçu : 2022-10-24 09:10:38
« Sujet : Your website is overdue for an upgrade
Is your website generating business, or just taking up space? If your site isn't drawing high-value traffic, it's not pulling its weight as a marketing tool. Loaded Media can fix that.
We are a top-rated Digital Presence, Web Development, and SEO Agency on The Lot Studios in Los Angeles, and we'd love to build you a new fast, beautiful, SEO-optimized website that will increase your online footprint, amplify your brand, and get you a slice of the search traffic currently being eaten up by your competitors.
If you're currently using a DIY platform like Squarespace or Wix, you may be surprised to learn that site loading speed and UX issues are probably undermining your traffic numbers. Our website has a free audit tool you can use to measure your site speed. You can also contact us to set up a free Zoom consultation where we'll walk you through our process and outline what we can do to level up your business. We look forward to working with you!
Warmest Regards »
>>> Ma réponse :
No, my website is not "generating business" because it's not a "marketing tool", but in the last 23 years (yes my website has been online longer than Facebook and Twitter) it has not "just taken up space" (BTW, this is insulting) : It has helped and informed thousands of people, and continues to do so today. For free. Because the internet is not only for business and profit, mind you.
You claim to create super-optimized websites, but your landing page loads more than 15 Mega-bytes of data (with my adblocker enabled !). This is roughly 48 times heavier than the most accessed webpage of my site, and 220 times heavier than my landing page.
Also : I think SEO have a great responsability in the rotting of the current internet and search engine results. So NO, I won't be doing business with you. »